They are a pain and everybody hates doing them, yet a cover letter is a must these days. I did one for an advertising agency (No name) that told me politely to sod off, my application would not even be considered since I don't have a British passport.  A shame. I spent some time writing this one which is different from what I usually do so why not publish it here? The job required somebody who loves to write, in English.

Dear Advertising agency with no name,

As noticed on your website:
“When consumers perceive a product to be identical to others, they will want to know more about the company behind the product - about its attitudes and values. So where previously the product was equated with the brand, it will be the company and its values that will position the brand in the future.” 

Please have a closer look at my products:

Overview of Qualifications:

o   Degree in Communication, Film and  Media , Cambridge, UK

o   5 years of work experience as a journalist

o   Experience in writing for newspapers, television and websites

o   Fluency in Danish, English, French and Icelandic

o   Professional skills in video and editing, as well as with webtools and mobile systems

The best way to get to know our brand is through direct communication and then we can talk about words and language. What kind of a journalist would I be if I didn’t cherish the written word and its perks?!
 I write in English because I have studied, worked and loved in the language of Shakespeare, Kennedy and Tarantino. I could write in French or Icelandic but my choice is an international and modern one in our multicultural world. I would be a good addition to such a multidisciplinary corporation as is No name since I have experience in working on different platforms. Not only do I have theoretical background in digital media, film, journalism and communication, but also relevant work experience in all those fields that could benefit No name's multiple departments. My international profile testifies to my ability to take into account cultural differences and my willingness to search for solutions in all directions. 

The products are effective: I come with skills in writing, editing and producing plus the extra international dimension: you can sell me anywhere! (where they speak English, French, Icelandic or Danish).

As a brand we have clear values: we value team spirit, experience and creativity.  Our previous partners have been satisfied with our collaboration and we are pleased to announce that our products have never been returned. Our company guarantees customer satisfaction.

Please feel free to look over the attached resume for further details.

“Advertising is based on one thing: happiness. And telling the consumer he’s ok.”  MM season 1

I ‘m more than ok, I’m happy!

Best regards, 

Miss Kolka

p.s. No name - no relation to the actual NO name brand.